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You: The Player.
I’m in it, come watch it if you want :)
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days.When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.When my girlfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH!When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.When I'm broke:My pride fell with my fortunesWhen someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!When someone disagrees with me:THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.When I argue with my girlfriend:The course of true love never did run smooth.When I'm embarrassed:MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!Someone says "Good Night":Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.When I'm doing the laundry:OUT, damned spot!Posted on April 14, 2012 via A Madness Most Discreet with 49,902 notes
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weddings are imminent
so tomorrow, on my first day off in 18 days (not doing that again intentionally) I am going to Shepherds Bush Market to buy cheap fabric to make mock dresses with.
I’m quite excited. There’s something about the smell of fabric shops that hold a world of possibility in them. I am aware of how weird that sounds. But it’s a good smell. Like freshly photocopied paper. Or cut grass. It’s one of those smells.
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And tomorrow, I get to see this. Excited.
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On Monday I saw this.
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On Sunday I saw this.
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I wish this weren’t me on far too many occasions
(via bbook)
Posted on March 9, 2012 via Lucifer in the sky with diamonds with 1,024 notes
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My friend has got a request…
‘Things To Do Before You Die (With No Money)
A friend of my has decided to embark on a social experiment whereby he takes one suggestion from 100 people and for a 100 days he will try something new - some mudane, some life-changing, some just plain weird.
He wrote the rest of it so I’ll leave it to him to explain…
Inspired by a general restlessness and a desire for a new creative spark, along with the impending end of the world - I’ve decided I need to grab life by the proverbial balls. And so I’ve decided to embark on a social experiment whereby I take one suggestion from 100 people and for a 100 days I will try something new - some mundane, some life-changing. The show would then be talking about my immediate experiences of those things as well as the larger questions about mortality and the human condition. It will ultimately be an autobiographical show but other than that I don’t really know anything about what will happen in the 100 days and that’s where you all come in. You have all been specifically chosen for various reasons and think you can all individually come at this from a completely different perspective.
The (‘With No Money’) part of the title is an aspect that will frame the whole piece and I will hopefully be asking how much you can do/get out of your life when you are scraping by financially. I hope the answer will be lots. Due to this frameworking I have set two parameters:
1. has to last three hours or less (I need to work and during the week will do these these thing around working hours)
2. has to cost nothing.
With your suggestions you could say the reason why you’d want me to do such a thing, why you would do it yourself, what you might expect to happen.
These are the suggestions I’ve had so far:
1. Go to a religious ceremony that is not of your faith
2. Hitchhike as far as you can in two hours.
3. Sleep rough (I will extend the hours for this)
4. Meet an old couple and get them to take you to the church they got married in.
5. Give 100 random people a ‘Penny for their thoughts’ (writing them down OBVIOUSLY)
6. Spend two hours learning how to beatbox (someone I know has set me up with someone..)So this is what he is doing, if you have any suggestions let me know and I will pass them on, if you come up with anything please do tell me - even if we’ve never spoken before - I think that would be even better for Fred.
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very much in love with this song at the moment
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Brandon: My plan thus far in my life has always been to not have a plan. And if I did, keep it as quiet as possible. (Smiles fiendishly and runs away…) I indeed set short term goals for myself; I make lists, accomplish what is necessary and cross the tasks off accordingly.
But the whole point in art, to me, is to not know exactly what you are doing until you are already doing it! You can rehearse, you can practice painting, you can read and re-read your lines before your speech; but no amount of practice will make a difference once that moment emerges. That moment wherein we unconsciously rely upon the larger part of our unconscious. It brings with it a sense of euphoria and elation, and I think it’s that moment that I am chasing in crafting songs, thoughts and imagery.


